I asked an Asian girl for her number, she said “SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT” I was like WOW  and then suddenly her friend explained “She means 6663629”. ok. 

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disvalue:

girls who like being choked during sex are neato

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I can’t want you anymore. It’s killing me.  —(via ce-ai-mamiiiiiiii)

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duderancher:

We can go grab some chili cheese fries if you widdit

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darkerthanbrad:

I just made this. You’re all so fucking welcome.